Every family has a story about the twenty dollars that went out the door and never came home. Astrologers say the stars may know why. Some signs treat a loan like a gift, a few treat it like a fond memory, and others genuinely mean to pay you back right after they find their other shoe. Before you open your wallet for a friend, a cousin, or that charming neighbor with the sad eyes, take a peek at what the heavens say. These six signs are famous in astrology lore for borrowing generously and repaying eventually, if ever. Tuck your checkbook safely under the sofa cushion and read on.
Gemini
Astrologers say Gemini has a million good ideas and no idea where the money went. The stars claim this sign borrows with a dazzling smile and a convincing story, then promptly forgets the whole conversation, the amount, and possibly your name. Lore says a Gemini may honestly intend to pay you back on Friday, but by Friday they have a new hobby, a new friend, and a new set of golf clubs. You will not receive an envelope. You will receive a long, entertaining voicemail about their week. Astrologers advise that if you must help a Gemini, lend only what you could happily consider a gift, and perhaps ask for a funny story in return. The stars add that Gemini will promise to repay you twice, once in person and once on the phone, and forget both promises by dessert.
Sagittarius
The stars say Sagittarius is the optimistic gambler of the zodiac, always certain that a big payday is just around the bend. Astrologers claim this sign borrows money for a can’t miss opportunity, such as a food truck, a fishing boat, or a sparkly invention for pets. Lore says the plan is usually grand and the paperwork usually missing. Sagittarius will promise to repay you with interest, and mean every word, right before they set off on a road trip with the funds. Months later you may receive a postcard from Montana with a cheerful note about how well things are going. Astrologers suggest keeping your cash and offering your encouragement instead, which is free and equally appreciated. Lore says a Sagittarius may even try to repay you with a treasured souvenir, such as a wooden fish or a hat from a gas station in Nevada.
Pisces
Astrologers say Pisces has a heart as big as the ocean and a bank balance that proves it. The stars claim this sign lends and borrows with equal generosity, and keeps no records of either. Lore says your Pisces friend will happily borrow fifty dollars for rent, then give a stranger fifty dollars at the grocery store because the stranger looked sad. They always mean to repay you. They simply lose track in the lovely mist of their daydreams. Asking them for the money feels like scolding a kitten, so most folks never do. Astrologers suggest that if you love a Pisces, bake them a pie rather than hand over a check, because their kindness is the real treasure. Lore says the money will drift off like a paper boat on a pond, and everyone will somehow feel better about it, except your wallet.
Aries
The stars say Aries acts first and balances the checkbook later, preferably much later. Astrologers claim this sign borrows money in a burst of enthusiasm, buying the motorcycle jacket, the premium grill, and a wildly ambitious set of drums before the ink on the promise dries. Lore says Aries will repay you in a grand gesture, perhaps by taking you to a steakhouse and announcing to the whole room that you are now even. It may not actually be even. Do not expect interest, itemized receipts, or reminders. Astrologers say this sign is generous and bold, but tends to treat a loan as a spirited adventure. Lend only if you are comfortable with a cheerful, loud, and slightly delayed outcome. Lore adds that Aries will gladly repay you in the form of a loud introduction at a party, calling you the best friend anyone ever had.
Libra
Astrologers say Libra adores beautiful things, and the stars claim that beautiful things have a funny way of appearing in their living room right when the rent is due. Libra will borrow from you with impeccable manners, a charming compliment, and a thank you note on lovely stationery. Lore says repayment, however, gets postponed while they agonize over the right way to ask for more time. Weeks drift by like soft clouds. Libra hates conflict so much that mentioning the loan could make them hide behind a very elegant potted plant. Astrologers advise that if you lend to a Libra, do it with a smile and a clear, kind schedule, because a gentle reminder will get far better results than silence. The stars add that Libra will also send a lovely card on your birthday, a thoughtful gesture that somehow forgets to include the cash.
Leo
The stars say Leo loves to live well, and astrologers claim this sign cannot bear to look like they are struggling. Lore says a Leo might borrow money to cover a fancy dinner, a new coat, or a gift so grand that the recipient weeps. Pride then makes it tough to bring up the loan, so you may see them across the church parking lot in a stunning new hat, still owing you forty dollars. Leo means to repay you in style, with a flourish and a standing ovation. Sometimes they do, and sometimes the flourish never quite arrives. Astrologers suggest lending to Leo only what you can afford to lose, and showering them with compliments so they feel generous enough to repay. Lore adds that a repaid Leo loan often arrives with a dramatic speech, so brace yourself and keep a handkerchief ready for the emotional moment.
