The day John moved into his apartment building last February, he couldn’t shake the feeling that something was off. Maybe it was the faintly unpleasant smell lingering in the halls or the unnerving encounters with the building’s residents. Among them was a man he would come to know all too well: a guy who seemed perpetually drunk. At first, John assumed the man was just a temporary resident, but as the weeks turned into months, it became painfully clear that this was not the case.
It was Easter Sunday when things hit a boiling point. The drunken man, who John later learned was named Frank, had crashed at a friend’s unit but was unceremoniously kicked out that day. John, hearing the commotion, thought this was great news—maybe peace would finally settle in his building. Unfortunately, that was just wishful thinking.
Over the next few months, John witnessed Frank’s erratic behavior firsthand. The man would often stumble through the halls, slurring his words and blocking entrances. John, feeling frustrated, called the police more than once. Each time, they came and went, leaving him with little more than a headache. Frank had a knack for showing up at the worst possible moments, and when he wasn’t belligerently leaning against John’s front door, he was causing chaos elsewhere in the building.
In November, the situation escalated dramatically. Frank got into a physical altercation with another tenant, resulting in property damage that made John’s blood boil. He snapped some photos of the aftermath and went straight to the landlord. The landlord seemed to take the situation seriously, responding with an email that hinted at Frank’s impending ban from the premises. But then the news turned sour; shortly after, the landlord sent John a police report number indicating that Frank had been banned from the building—but John wasn’t convinced this was the end.
And it wasn’t. Just a month later, Frank was back, as if he was invited to the party that nobody wanted to attend. This time, when John confronted the landlord, he was met with silence. It was as if his complaints were falling on deaf ears, and the situation began to feel utterly hopeless. Each sighting of Frank felt like a low-grade fever that refused to break.
Things took a turn for the worse when Frank decided to take his antics a step further. One day, John’s twelve-year-old daughter witnessed Frank urinating in front of the building, and as a protective father, John felt a rush of anger and confusion. How did it come to this? He called the cops again, but it felt like shouting into the void. When the police arrived, Frank was already gone, leaving John feeling defeated and increasingly paranoid about the situation.
Then came the real kicker. After all the chaos and reports of Frank’s behavior, John learned that the landlord had given him an apartment unit in the same building. A sick twist of fate for John, who now felt like he was living in a bad sitcom. It was almost as if the landlord was operating on a different plane of reality, one where Frank was a tenant and John was merely an obstacle. With Frank now officially set up in the building, John couldn’t shake the feeling of impending doom. Frank was now not just a nuisance; he was a permanent fixture.
Just the other day, while John was taking out the trash, Frank saw him and decided to follow him on his bike. It was surreal—this man who had wreaked so much havoc in John’s life was now trailering him like some kind of bizarre shadow. John felt his frustration boil over. “Fuck off!” he yelled, the words escaping before he could think twice. Frank just laughed, a sound that left John both angry and unsettled. It was as if he was a human herpes flare-up, always lurking, always causing discomfort. No matter how much John wished he could rid himself of Frank’s presence, it seemed he was stuck in a vicious cycle.
As John sat at his kitchen table that night, he found himself at a loss for what to do next. His attempts to get rid of Frank had been futile, and every day brought a new level of tension. Would he have to put up with this indefinitely? He needed a plan. But for now, he could only hope for some semblance of peace to return to his life.
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