So, this was a while ago, and believe it or not, completely unintentional on the narrator’s part! Still, it definitely makes for an entertaining story, as they think it counts as a win in terms of dealing with a persistent bully. The narrator identifies as non-binary masc, which is their way of saying they don’t see themselves confined to the traditional binary definitions of gender. Instead, they consider their gender expression to be more fluid. At that time, they were fully trans masc, still navigating their identity and figuring things out amidst the chaos of public school life.
Patience was a virtue for the narrator, almost too much patience if you ask them. They had been in a small town where being the “only” trans kid felt like being a subject under a microscope. The truth, as they knew all too well, was that they were not the first trans person to walk those halls, but the school board treated them as some sort of pilot program for inclusivity. As such, their peers often asked invasive questions, one of the most frequent being, “What’s in your pants?” The narrator, not fully understanding the boundaries of such discussions at the time, responded honestly, thinking this was just the way things worked in a world that felt all too chaotic.
Fast forward to the end of the school year, one particularly challenging day found the narrator severely sleep-deprived. Their sibling usually hung out with them during lunch, often retreating to their art class homeroom to work on a mural. Since they weren’t enrolled in art, the narrator was left outside on a bench, munching away at their lunch. This was a typical setup, but what was not typical was the arrival of a familiar face: a classmate who had repeatedly questioned the narrator’s gender. The dynamic was always the same; he would arrive with a friend in tow, snickering and giggling every time they asked if the narrator was a guy.
This time, the question came again, “Are you a guy?” And honestly, the narrator was done. The end of the school year meant the adults were no longer stepping in; they had their eyes set on graduation and didn’t want to shake things up too much. With a single sigh, the narrator decided they were going to take matters into their own hands instead of succumbing to the rude antics one last time. “I’ve told you before, [insert name here]. I’m not going to tell you again.”
At this point, the classmate looked a bit uneasy. “Wait, how do you know my name?” he asked, clearly taken aback. The narrator, in a moment that would linger in infamy, replied, “Oh… They call… And I listen…”
Yes, they actually said that. The intention behind the words was to convey that they were attentive during roll call and picked up on names as others used them. But what was delivered instead was a line that sounded straight out of a horror movie. The tired, trailing tone only added to the creepiness of the statement. It was as if they had transformed into a ghostly figure, lurking in the shadows of high school hallways, gathering knowledge about students one name at a time.
The reaction from the classmate was immediate. His eyes widened, and without skipping a beat, he turned on his heel and walked away, pulling his friend along with him. The narrator watched as they left, a smug sense of victory washing over them. They hadn’t just answered the question; they had effectively scared off their persistent bully for the remainder of the school year. The relief that followed was palpable, like a weight being lifted off their shoulders. They realized that sometimes, embracing a touch of the theatrical—even unintentionally—can yield surprisingly effective results.
It’s funny how things turn out. The narrator may not have meant to invoke fear, but in that moment of sleep-deprived clarity, they found an unexpected peace. No more snickering classmates; no more invasive questions. Just silence. And for the narrator, that silence felt like a victory.
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