Cat Terrorizes the Newcomer Every Time He Sleeps or Uses the Litter Box, So He Blocks Her Water and Slams a Microchip Door on Her Head—Then She Rips Off the Collar He Needs to Access Food

In a house filled with four cats, the dynamics can get a little… complicated. This is the story of JoJo and Rohan, two feline residents who turned their home into a battleground of petty revenge that had their human facepalming more often than not.

JoJo was the queen of the house long before Rohan arrived. She had already established her territory and had her mom, Holly, to keep her company. When Rohan joined the family, adopted from a rescue, things started to take a chaotic turn. Unlike JoJo, who knew her place, Rohan came with a hefty dose of separation anxiety. This was evident from day one when he figured out how to open doors to follow his new human. Unfortunately for Holly, this newfound freedom resulted in a chase that left her feeling attacked when Rohan mistook it for playtime.

Seeing her mom in distress turned JoJo’s grudge against Rohan into a full-fledged vendetta. It was clear that any peace in the household was shattered. JoJo, ever the resourceful one, decided to sneak up on Rohan while he was sleeping, biting his butt to wake him. Rohan retaliated in kind, blocking JoJo’s access to her beloved water fountain. The back-and-forth continued — JoJo blocked him from the litter box, leading to comedic scenes of Rohan sprinting out, trailing a mess behind him.

The situation spiraled further when Rohan began to entice JoJo into fights. He’d position himself in a corner, act defenseless, and then turn his rear towards her. This clever tactic caught JoJo off guard, making her think Rohan was vulnerable. But the tables turned again, as the human caretaker finally intervened, giving JoJo some much-needed attention while ignoring Rohan. Peace seemed to be on the horizon after many months of intense cat drama.

To keep things in check, the human decided to install a microchip-operated cat door, allowing only the girls—JoJo and Holly—access to the downstairs area. This move effectively reduced the cat drama for a while, as Rohan could no longer assert his dominance over JoJo and Holly. However, the peace was short-lived. Rohan, sensing he had finally achieved the upper paw, began his antics by blocking JoJo from coming upstairs:

He’d sit in front of the cat door, slamming it down on her head whenever she tried to make it past. JoJo, likely fed up with being trapped, took matters into her own paws. When she finally escaped to the upstairs, she wasn’t there to socialize. Instead, she launched a stealthy attack on Rohan’s collar, ripping it off while he slept. The catch? Rohan’s food access was tied to that very collar, which was linked to his microchip feeder.

This led to a hilarious yet frustrating scene for their human who awoke to find Rohan wandering the house, collarless and needing food. JoJo, the 9-pound featherweight, had managed to outsmart her much larger opponent, who weighed nearly 14 pounds. In a way, she held all the cards now — if Rohan didn’t have his collar, he couldn’t access his food.

The ongoing saga of JoJo and Rohan could rival any reality TV show airing at prime time. It was petty, it was silly, and it was somehow utterly captivating to witness. Each cat seemed to take turns at being the antagonist and the victim, keeping the stakes ever-escalating and the watchers entertained. Those two had transformed into rivals with a flair for the dramatic, and their antics were a continual source of amusement, even if it was also a headache for their human.

This cat-on-cat drama didn’t just result in some mundane cat fights; it became an elaborate series of strategic sabotages—each one more ridiculous than the last. There were days of peace followed by new ways to annoy each other, and every moment was like an episode of a well-scripted comedy. Who needs television when you’ve got cats capable of crafting such elaborate rivalries?

Ultimately, while the human caretaker tried to intervene and restore balance, it seemed that JoJo and Rohan were committed to their ongoing war of revenge. And one thing was clear: no matter how many attempts were made to create harmony, these two would always figure out a way to bounce back with new tactics of their own.