College Best Friend Stops Cleaning, Leaves Gum and Trash Everywhere, Spills Purple Hair Dye Across the Carpet and White Couch, and Lets a Crushed Ketchup Packet Explode Underneath—Ending the Semester, the Furniture, and a Friendship With a Roommate Who Literally Smelled Like Ketchup
Perhaps this is beating a dead horse, but the horse is apparently a zombie and keeps…

